i was just bored soo this is what happens when yo mama is ugly . xD ( no offence to all mothers ) its just some jokes i got .
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make monster cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off surveillance cameras
Yo momma so ugly her face was on fire and I had to use a snow shovel to put it out.
anyways wanna wish happy birthday to zhou wei ! sorry might not come for the party . haha and don't merajuk . lol . well today kinda suck cause i didn't go out and we were suppose to watch high school musical 3 LOL . well i spend nearly the whole day in the work shop just to teman my mother to send her car for service .
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make monster cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off surveillance cameras
Yo momma so ugly her face was on fire and I had to use a snow shovel to put it out.
anyways wanna wish happy birthday to zhou wei ! sorry might not come for the party . haha and don't merajuk . lol . well today kinda suck cause i didn't go out and we were suppose to watch high school musical 3 LOL . well i spend nearly the whole day in the work shop just to teman my mother to send her car for service .
XOXO ! NIGHTS !
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